As noted by Kathy’s correspondent. err…

“Yo, Roscoe, it’s that time again. Pay up.”

“Um, I’m real sorry, Guido, I just don’t have the money.”

“That ain’t how it works, you know that? The deal is, every Saturday.”

“Yeah, I know, an’ like I said, I’m sorry, I just don’t have it. I was gonna knock over a liquor store last night an’ get it, but…”

“But what?”

“But I looked, an’ my gun license is expired, see? Ran out last Wednesday, an’ the office don’t open ’til Monday morning. I need to run down there, an’ then I’ll get your money, Tuesday morning for sure.”

“We.e.ell… all right, I can see you ain’t got much choice. But Tuesday morning for sure, you got that? And it’s gonna cost you an extra ten percent late fee…”

Yeah, riiiiiiight.

 

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