Who am I?
Ric Locke, broken-toothed redneck extraordinaire, and all-round opinionated SOB. Yes, I really do have bad teeth. Yes, I really do have broken cars in my front yard — side yard, actually, and screened from the road by a line of mixed hackberry, thorny briar, and trumpet-vine, but they’re there. I don’t have dogs on the front porch, though. My dogs are all in pens.
You don’t really need any more than that. If I told you I was a graduate of the Sorbonne, how would you check? Read the posts and form your own opinions.
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Send money. I really, really need some.